Movies and shows should hire me to write them full length fake newspaper articles, so that they don't have to repeat the same two paragraphs over and over and hope no one notices. Also, it would be like a cool easter-egg for those fans who go through their favourite movie or tv show frame by frame!
Personally, I think that would be a fun job. I could totally write a full page fake article about fake Sherlock Holmes, or you know, whatever horrible death the Winchesters are investigating...or whatever heck else people need me to write. I think it'd be fun.