Guys....I love Rory, and he's GOING TO DIE. Did you SEE River's reaction to seeing him in the latest episode?!? Oh god - he's going to die horribly and permanently and I will be sad forever.
Also, Rory and Amy aren't even going to raise their kid, I bet.
ETA: Though (an hour later or so, while I wait for my food to cook) it just occurred to me that maybe River's reaction comes from the fact that she hasn't seen Rory in a VERY LONG TIME. Now - this could be because he is dead of natural causes and she is imprisoned in the future...but, well, I guess that would be SOMETHING. That could be my hope that I won't ever have to SEE him die.
Also, I was all jazzed, because my current favourite threesome triad (Amy, Rory, and The Doctor) had managed to make a threesome-baby, by having Amy and Rory get it on in the Tardis so that the baby was a portion time-vortex or something...and then they have to go and spoil it all by having the baby be the Doctor's future lover, so now I DEFINITELY can't think of him like her father, even though I want to...and I keep getting squicked out. Mind you, it makes sense, after The Doctor's Wife, we know that the Doctor has a thing for the time-vortex.
And to top it off, we already know that River dies - now, of course everyone dies eventually, but Geez....now I'm all depressed about it...also, I guess that means that she can't regenerate, because didn't she end up like, permanently in fantasy world in the Library or something? I guess it's kind of like the SPN version of heaven, but geez...
I mean, the good part of the episode was that Rory wore that updated version of a Centurion outfit, and it DID THINGS TO ME. Oh god. It was almost as if I were a healthy adult female of the heterosexual persuasion....but WHY CAN'T HE LIVE FOREVER?! That cold open was DELICIOUS.