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Okay, I didn't have time to write a fic yesterday, and I don't have time to write one today either, but I didn't want to take two days off... so instead you get script-format crack (even though I don't know how to write scripts). 

Today's Prompt: Sculpture Garden

And I know what some of you are thinking; Perfect time to write Doctor Who fic. But I never have written Doctor Who fic and I don't feel like starting when I have no time. So, instead you get pure crack of the Supernatural variety.

So, get this...
(Supernatural, crack, 228 words)

 

SAM:  So, get this - statues are coming to life in the suburbs of St. Paul, Minnesota.

Dean: That’s weird. Sounds like our kind of thing – let’s go.

[cut to shot of white picket fence and a small hedge. Pan up to find Sam and Dean on the outside peering in – shotguns on their shoulders.]

Dean: You have got to be kidding me.

Sam:  According to my research, we just need to get to the stone in the centre of the uh... sculpture garden... and scratch out the curse runes.

Dean: Sculpture garden? Really? That’s what you’re calling this eye-sore?

Sam shrugs and grimaces.

Dean: Well, this should be interesting...

[Camera pans to reveal suburban garden, where every single flower-bed has at least ten different garden gnomes standing in various whimsical poses.]

[As Dean steps into the yard, all the little gnome heads turn slowly towards him – their faces contorting into a look of pure evil.]

Dean: Cover me!

....

[Unknown amount of time later – wide camera shot shows the yard littered with shattered ceramic gnomes. Dean and Sam sit next to a stone in the centre of the garden, visible scratch marks on it. They are bloodied and bruised.]

Dean: I think one bit my ankle.

Sam:  At least you weren’t stabbed by a small fishing rod.

Dean: We are never speaking of this again.

Sam: Deal.

 


Comments

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borgmama1of5
Apr. 19th, 2013 03:08 am (UTC)
I would LOVE to see this one on the show!
hells_half_acre
Apr. 19th, 2013 03:16 am (UTC)
Hahaha, thank you. :P
galwithglasses
Apr. 19th, 2013 03:45 am (UTC)
This is awesome...and then the lawn ornament buck decides they shouldn't be on his lawn...
hells_half_acre
Apr. 19th, 2013 03:49 am (UTC)
lol

Thanks ;)
liliaeth
Apr. 19th, 2013 04:00 am (UTC)
awww, not the gnomes from Gnomeo and Juliette?
hells_half_acre
Apr. 19th, 2013 04:02 am (UTC)
Sadly, I did not have them in mind.
fannishliss
Apr. 19th, 2013 09:05 am (UTC)
awesome!! :D


ironic use of my new brotherly love icon -- Winchesters only hug after coming back from the dead -- but for this garden gnome thing they make an exception :D
hells_half_acre
Apr. 19th, 2013 05:27 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, the garden gnomes, I tell you, they look all sweet and happy until they turn on you! ;)
percysowner
Apr. 20th, 2013 12:24 am (UTC)
All I can picture is the Travelocity gnome that gets used in The Amazing Race. I always thought he looked a little suspicious.
hells_half_acre
Apr. 20th, 2013 12:37 am (UTC)
They're all evil, I tell you. :P
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hells_half_acre
Apr. 20th, 2013 05:23 am (UTC)
I think so too. ;)
cappy712
Apr. 29th, 2013 01:31 pm (UTC)
This was so cute, the idea of garden gnomes attacking - hehehe thank you for sharing.
hells_half_acre
Apr. 29th, 2013 04:47 pm (UTC)
Thank you! And thanks for reading! :)
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