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My Summary of Asylum Day 1 Twitter Reports

Things are pretty boring on the internet with everyone at Asylum. Well, they were interesting earlier when people were actually AT Asylum, but now everyone is sleeping. (And it sounds like it is well deserved for both actors and attendees alike - I can't imagine getting off a trans-Atlantic flight and going straight into photo sessions and autographing until 8:30...that's just insane, poor Jared.)

So, ignoring my usual complaints about people complaining about not being able to touch strangers...I'm going to write a news article that sums up the day! This is not prepared beforehand, so, let's see what comes out when I just start writing:

FANS SHOCKED TO DISCOVER JENSEN'S HAIR HAS ABILITY TO GROW
By Hells Half Acre

After queuing in long lines all day for a fleeting opportunity to stand in close proximity to their favorite Supernatural stars, fans made a shocking discovery. Although it is the common belief that Jensen Ackles is in fact "out of this world," it appears as though Ackles' hair does have the distinctly ordinary human ability to grow when left unattended for more than a week. There was mixed reaction at the revelation, as some declared the hair to be "lush" others firmly stated that they "do not like!" (though the latter reports were most often followed by a swift apology, for fear they may offend the gods).

It is perhaps unsurprising to some, who realize that one can become quite tied of cutting ones' hair once a week, as Jensen has previously stated is his routine for 9 months of the year; and who also realize that hair, when left unattended, tends to grow. Jensen's co-star, Jared Padalecki, seems to be held to a far less other-worldly standard than Ackles, as no twitter trend was started featuring the words "#jaredshair", even though it should be pointed out that Jared's hair is nearly down to his shoulders.

In other news, Misha Collins is still adorable.


Comments

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maiafire
Jun. 1st, 2009 10:40 am (UTC)
Is it me or did Jensen seem to have found some hair product by Sunday?
hells_half_acre
Jun. 1st, 2009 02:13 pm (UTC)
I was of the opinion that he had STOPPED finding hair product. The problem with it on Friday was that he had gelled it back like Dorky McDorkerton. (I kid because I love, of course).
maiafire
Jun. 1st, 2009 07:06 pm (UTC)
Ha ha ha! Yes fluffy hair is better. *ruffles*
zazreil
Jun. 8th, 2009 01:59 am (UTC)
Do you think Jared is going for the Fabio look to match the covers of the Books
Grin
Zaz
hells_half_acre
Jun. 8th, 2009 02:20 am (UTC)
Haha, maybe :P
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